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No Woke Sleep Gummies: Tailored for the individualist who seeks solutions, not sedatives, our sleep gummies offer a non-conformist approach to rest and recovery.

In today's world, where the clamor of "woke" culture seeks to invade every aspect of our lives, No Woke Sleep Gummies offer a blissful reprieve. These gummies are your nightly ticket to peaceful, uninterrupted slumber, away from the noise of the world.

Why Choose No Woke Sleep Gummies?

  • Rebel Against Restlessness: In a society that never sleeps, taking back the night is a revolutionary act. Our gummies are your ally in the fight against insomnia and mind-clutter.
  • Crafted for the Critical Thinker: Made in the USA for those who question everything, especially the quality of what they consume.
  • Snooze Without Compromise: Aligning with your principles, our gummies are all-natural, non-GMO, and free from the tyranny of harmful additives.
  • Liberty in every bite, freedom in every dream: These passion fruit flavored gummies ensure your night's rest is as free from disturbance as your thoughts should be from intrusive ideologies.

In a world that never seems to shut off, No Woke Sleep Gummies are for those who prefer their Z's liberated from the noise of the day's echo chambers. Here's to restful nights and wakeful days, unencumbered by the tiresome trends of the times. Sleep tight, patriots.

Manufacturer Country: USA

Product Amount: 60 gummies

Gross Weight: 0.56lb (255g)

*The Food and Drug Administration has not evaluated these statements. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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No Woke Sleep Gummies

No Woke Sleep Gummies

Designed to defend against restlessness and champion a peaceful night's sleep without compromising principles or succumbing to the drowsy doctrines of "woke" culture. Formulated for the free thinker who demands restorative rest, each gummy is infused with a potent mix of Melatonin, Vitamin B6, and Passiflora Extract to escort you smoothly into the realm of dreams. Crafted for those who value the purity of rest as much as the clarity of thought, our No-Woke Sleep Gummies are a delicious rebellion in every bite.

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Benefits

Key Benefits:

  • Unplug and Unwind: Dosed with Melatonin, the guardian of your sleep cycle, ensuring you drift off to a land where freedom reigns supreme.
  • Serenity Now: Infused with Vitamin B6 and Passiflora Extract, known for their calming effects, to ease your mind and prepare you for a restful night's sleep.
  • Sweet Dreams of Freedom: Delicious and easy-to-take, these gummies are a testament to liberty—no prescriptions, no side-effects, just pure, unadulterated rest.

Ingredients

Ingredients: Sodium (as Sodium Citrate), Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCL), Passiflora Extract (Passiflora incarnata)(herb), Melatonin.

Flavor: Passion fruit.

Directions

Suggested Use: Take two (2) gummies once a day as a dietary supplement.

Caution: Do not exceed recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement.

Warning: Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.

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Description

No Woke Sleep Gummies: Tailored for the individualist who seeks solutions, not sedatives, our sleep gummies offer a non-conformist approach to rest and recovery.

In today's world, where the clamor of "woke" culture seeks to invade every aspect of our lives, No Woke Sleep Gummies offer a blissful reprieve. These gummies are your nightly ticket to peaceful, uninterrupted slumber, away from the noise of the world.

Why Choose No Woke Sleep Gummies?

  • Rebel Against Restlessness: In a society that never sleeps, taking back the night is a revolutionary act. Our gummies are your ally in the fight against insomnia and mind-clutter.
  • Crafted for the Critical Thinker: Made in the USA for those who question everything, especially the quality of what they consume.
  • Snooze Without Compromise: Aligning with your principles, our gummies are all-natural, non-GMO, and free from the tyranny of harmful additives.
  • Liberty in every bite, freedom in every dream: These passion fruit flavored gummies ensure your night's rest is as free from disturbance as your thoughts should be from intrusive ideologies.

In a world that never seems to shut off, No Woke Sleep Gummies are for those who prefer their Z's liberated from the noise of the day's echo chambers. Here's to restful nights and wakeful days, unencumbered by the tiresome trends of the times. Sleep tight, patriots.

Manufacturer Country: USA

Product Amount: 60 gummies

Gross Weight: 0.56lb (255g)

*The Food and Drug Administration has not evaluated these statements. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Gluten-freeVegetarianAllergen-freeAntibiotic-freeNon-GMOVegan friendly

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